Dear Naked Yoga Girl,
You accidentally showed up — spread eagle — in my Instagram feed a few weeks ago. At first, I was startled to see your tan, toned butt cheeks pressed ever so gently against a wooden dock in Bali while a phallus-shaped tree lingered in the background…
The ladies at Genesis Health Club’s 8 a.m. pilates conditioning class were entirely unexpected. …
Simple tips for getting back into the travel swing, because flying isn’t what it used to be.
Simon says raise your left hand if you’re ready to fly like a bird.
Simon says raise your right hand if you’re ready to fly anywhere other than Antarctica, because being confined to…
A silly little poem about man’s best friend and woman’s most treasured companion.
There once was a prince from west London
Whose exquisite life had come undone
He adopted a mutt
Shifted out of his rut
And tossed out his collection of handguns.
A less known gal from Nantucket
I will happily escape to Cancun and enjoy a bottle of bubbly by myself, but obviously only if Thy wills it
Our Father, who art in heaven,
Hallowed be thy name.
Thy kingdom come in the form of “me time”
Thy will be done on earth,
as it is in…
Dear modern humanity,
Please accept this open letter as a formal resignation notice from my position as the original high horse, effective immediately.
After careful consideration, and centuries of service to people in positions of wealth and power, my back has finally broken under the weight of the new world…
Dear Woke Girl,
What a breath of fresh, sustainable air to stumble upon your Instagram feed yesterday, albeit unintentionally. Truth be told, I was doing a search query for “gals with guns” for an in-depth gun control exposé I’m working on; but the social media platform redirected me (weird!?) …
A special game for those who aren’t coupled up this Valentine’s Day.
Simon says raise your hand if you’re a single lady.
Look me in the eyes and call me big daddy.
By George, this is a smart group! Way to go gals, not one of you fell for the…
If we take a page from the Brady-Mahomes playbook, we can all win.
In the days of Joe Montana and Warren Moon, we seasonally trekked from Topeka, Kansas to Kansas City, Missouri for Chiefs home games. Once dumped from the stadium exit ramp at Blue Ridge cutoff, my father patiently…
Name: Galileo di Vincenzo Bonaulti de Galilei, perhaps you’ve heard of me?
Age: Philosophically speaking, age is just a number, is it not?
Do you speak any languages besides…